Noir: Recipe: Goon Repellent
1 cup cayenne pepper
 1 cup wasabi
 1 cup tomato paste
 Tabasco sauce
In a large mortar, combine the solid ingredients. Work them together with the pestle, slowly adding Tabasco sauce until the color and consistency of ketchup is approximated. Load the mixture into a cake decorator for rapid transfer into an empty ketchup bottle. Serve immediately.