ROTFL!!

I’ve heard many folks who stutter can curse without hesitation.

I was going on the basis of this being a peevish sort of guy for whom swearing is anxiety provoking, and since anxiety tends to make a stutter worse he can’t quite get out the offensive word.

But Jae makes a fair point.

Not to take away from your premise, of course. Your character’s speech patterns are justifiably convincing.

I really like your take on the challenge.

Hilarious, and impassioned, and maximally alliterated (due to clever use of the stuttering device) – right down to the title. Considerably hard not to like.