Ha ha! We have to sacrifice a lamb? Why not a pig? Or a gecko?

Amusing! It made me laugh because sometimes to get great deals it seems like you have to give an arm, leg, a few organs, and sell away your soul! Definitely got the idea and really liked how it was portrayed haha. nice job

Worst possible way to save money on car insurance…but I’d still probably be more likely to do this than call Geico.

A penetrating insight into the occult methods used by insurance companies to set their premiums. I can only assume that you are an employee.