So just to sum it up, a winning outfit is:
1. Tight, short, and revealing
2. Attracts the instant attention of every male in any room
3. In perfect counterpoint to my wedding rings
4. Give’s Jim (my secret lover and my husband’s boss!) Instant Access to any or all of my body
5. Subject to frequent and intentional wardrobe malfunctions
6. Extremely expensive
7. Personally purchased by my husband but picked out by Jim and me
Notice my Wedding Rings on prominent display in both pictures.

We, Jim and I, also love doing what we call Secret Naked Art.

There is quite a story behind the last one which we refer to as “Phone Sex.” The story will have to wait but here are some hints: I’m on a Public pay phone and I am speaking to my husband while I’m “out with the girls.” Well, it’s sort of true! The girls ARE out!