And there was light.

“Hm! Pretty!” He thought. He idly turned it off then back on again.

“That’ll never get old. Although this place is covered in water. Here.”

He flipped the light off and on again.

“Huh. Better, but not quite right. Dry ground would be nice.”

He played with the light switch again.

“How about some greenery? Helps control erosion, too.”

Flip.

“Okay, it’s just light. Boring. Let’s divvy it up a little.”

He played with the switch again.

“Hullo, little critter. Have a carrot.”

Flip.

Flipflipflipflipflip.

And God said, “Ooops.”