Hey man, it’s okay, stuff like this happens. Before you realize it, this will all be a stupid and far away memory.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, right dude? You can always try again. Stress is for the nimrods stuck in the cubicles. You’re beyond that, man. You’re the fucking guy.
Embarrassing? Maybe, but to who? To anyone you care about? Yes? Then they’re not your friends. Fuck them. Who needs them?
Mistakes are human, dude, and more mistakes just makes you more human, am I right? Plenty of chances to get it right. Who loves you still? There’s someone, naturally.
So lay in bed, dude. All the ones hurt? They’ll get over it. You’ll get over it. Because when it comes right down to it, you really deserve more. You deserve plenty, right?
You’re the fucking guy.