I did it! I did it! Yes, I’m immortal and unchanging, but I’ve never heard of anybody else who traversed a singularity…

and here I am, the first non-degenerate matter in the Universe. But I can’t see anything. Oh, how I miss light.

And then the Big Bang happens, and that simple thing that I have missed for longer than the life of a galaxy vaporizes me, destroys me utterly.

Heh, two loopholes in my deal with the Devil… I guess it only came with a Life-of-the-Universe guarantee.