Wait, i am getting ahead of myself. Yeah, i know it would seem there is no way you could go from a very low level misdemeanor to international most wanted; it was a bad week.
I think the message to the bail bondsman went like this.
Please my bail is only a hundred bucks for an old traffic ticket, i have to get out of here. True love hangs in the balance. Get me out by four and i will do anything
I plopped down in disgust, amidst the twenty five men crammed into the ten man cell in Orleans Parish Prison, and contemplated giving up my real freadom by accepting a cigerette from a nefarious charater named weasel, when the phone rang……
Anything, are you sure about that?