“…damned if I do; damned if I don’t. Damned if I do; damned if I…”

“Excuse me, what are you saying?”

“Um, nothing. Sorry. Nothing.”

“Is that supposed to be a Big Bird costume?”

“Sigh. Um, yeah, costume party. Waiting for my ride, here, cause it’s a corner, here.”

“A costume party in the middle of May?”

“Look, miss, yer cute, but you gotta stop asking me questions.”

“You’re cute too, for a nervous guy in a bird suit.”

“No seriously, you’ve got to…Did you just say I’m cute?”