Goodbye Polar Bears
Good bye polar bear, you had no hope.
Extinction isn’t so bad.
I’d say that we’ll miss you, but we won’t.
You aren’t very tasty.
Perhaps if we try really hard we can remember you for a while,
just a while,
just long enough to impress people at parties
and win money on game shows.
Save yourself polar bear!
Be more friendly! Become a pet!
We simply can’t justify the effort if you won’t meet us halfway,
most of the way,
all of the way.
Your strategy to shame us simply won’t work,
we can still change the channel.