No stakeout had ever been like this, he thought to himself as he entered his ninth hour straight. Five men working concurrently, from half a mile away, each equipped with ultra-powerful telescopes and sonar-aided long-distance microphones. Every single thing needed reporting, but none of the assigned officers knew why.

So far there’d been multiple toilet visits, a few meals, lots of television watching, a bit of sex, some dog walks, and some exercise either in the swimming pool or inside the private gym. Not much interesti - what was that??? A beefy, hairy European man wearing high heels and purple lingerie?