After being bitten by rabid penguins a showtunes- singing linebacker learns to see in the dark

It will be good for your post-football career, my agent said.

Join a musical troupe and showcase your versatility in the off season, he said.

How was I supposed to know his dim-witted nephew, who didn’t know it was night in Antarctica during our summer, ran the musical troupe.

You’ll just have to entertain some scientists that research cute and harmless little penguins, he said.

Harmless my ass they had rabies and killed the entire station, I was the only one to leave alive.

The only good thing about having rabies is the light sensitivity it helps me see in the dark, which is a skill I will need, as I will survive if only so I can fire my agent. Which I will do as soon as I get back to:

Okalahoma, where the wind goes whipping through the plains…

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