How do you kill a chicken?

You have several choices.

1- You yell “BOO!” and scare it to death. (chickens are easily frightened, they are chicken)

2- If you shoot a chicken, make sure you kill it with the first shot. That will go all buffalo on you if you just wing them.

3- You can egg them on until the yolk is on them.

4- You can run them over as they cross the road

5- You can throw them into vats of molten gold and make chicken boulion.

6- You can send them to Mr. Tweedy. ‘Cause no chickens escape from Tweedy’s farm.

7- You can use your time machine to go back in time and egg sterminate the chicken before it hatches.

8- You could grab it by the head and poulet off.

9- You could get dressed up as “The Great Gonzo” and break her heart.

10- What a tragic accident. That chicken fell down…. Backwards… On a knife…. Fourteen times.

Haha, I have to say that I enjoyed your comment, RYD.

As for the story, I didn’t see the point of it. It kinda confused me. You might want to take things slower, put in more detail, and make more paragraphs so that it’s easier to read.

I liked the characterization of the two. They both seem like very quirky characters. I have support OrangeOreo’s comment though as it does all seem a bit quick and without grounding.