It was the last thing you’d expect to see in a swimming pool.

In fact, it was the last thing you’d expect to see anywhere in the known universe.

The fact that it happened in Billy’s swimming pool was just one of those fascinatingly mind-boggling chance encounters.

Billy had been sitting there, sipping pink lemonade through a swirly straw. It was just one of those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer, and then….

BAM!

There they were, duking it out for all they were worth! Ninjas, pirates, cowboys, samurais, aliens, and even gladiators were suddenly in Billy’s pool, slashing, hacking, blasting, and shooting each other in the most epic battle this universe had ever seen!

Then…

BAM!

Chuck Norris erupted from the frenzy like lava from Mt. St. Helen’s, and all the ninjas, pirates, cowboys, samurais, aliens, and gladiators stopped fighting and bowed down to him.

A second later they all disappeared, leaving Billy alone once more.

Needless to say, it was the last thing you’d expect to see in a swimming pool.