Inspired by a Google image search entitled, “Random” and the picture of Chuck Norris that answered the call.

hey broccoli speakin of chuck norris did you know when chuck norris has sex he always has to be on top… cause chuck norris never fu&*s up. lol

Yours was much more straight forward about what was in the swimming pool than all the others! Love it! Thanks for doing my challenge :)
Nice joke, mighty-joe young.

hey you know chuck norris can unscramble an egg right?

you know when chuck norris looks in the mirror it shatters because not even glass is stupid enough to get betwen chuck norris and chuck norris

you know chuck norris doesnt turn lights on he turns the dark off

you know when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt go up the world goes down

Reminds me of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE

Good fun.

:D :D :D
Awesome job, Orange.

That. Was. AWESOME.

You had to throw Chuck Norris in, didn’t you? Psh, of course you did! A random swimming-pool battle wouldn’t be anywhere near complete without the guy who can slam revolving doors & eat only one Lays potato chip.

square you really did crack me up with that one

Haha, thanks for the link, John P. That was quite an epic song!

haha… chuck norris… that WAS an epic song. i watched it also. :D

You SURE Billy didn’t fall asleep?
Chuck Norris was there and he didn’t get an autograph!!!?
grats on being featured, even without chuck norris in your title.. impressive!

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.