wierd as wierd gets i mean disturbing weird

eww, disgusting! I don’t want to know what happened last night..

two words:
circus orgy

I agree with Mighty-Joe Young. But thanks for doing my challenge :)

this is based on a true story

It seems a little odd for a narrator to be remarking on how long he was asleep. I mean, you don’t really think about how long you’ve been asleep when you’re sleeping.