Love the title! You might have to win just because you’ve done this challenge FIVE FREAKING TIMES. Thanks :)

Ooh… chisels borrowed from ugly men. It makes the fat, old, pervy bishop inside me squeal, “Delicious!”
An excellent submission.

thanks noob

I like that this bishop is NOT gay and an alchemist. He is NOT gayer than Cirque de Soleil and Madonna shopping for hair product. Noobgoldberg your name is AWESOME. And the python reference is gold!

i knew it was just a matter of time till you found this little story.

I read it awhile ago and really needed to marinate on the whole hetero aspect of it. That through me off! Him NOT being as gay as Barry Manilow’s boyfriend’s hairdresser’s underwear designer.