“Can we take pics now?”
“Yes the gore isn’t really anything.”
“So how did it happen?”
“Well this sort of thing isn’t really that uncommon among gay relationships.”
The ambiguos reported asked the seargent with a raised eyebrow, “do explain.”
“If it was a big guy and a little misses I dont think it would have gotten so violent. He might have let the big dude live; too much testosterone, or whatever.”
“So this is where i guess, artie rammed him over and over with, what I suppose is his head right?” The journalist inquired.
“I guess.” replied the cop.
“Then he just kept at it till he fell through the balcony and out there.”
The reporter looked out the window and then back at the hairy corpse in the bed all mangled in satin sheets and said, “You know I don’t think it matters about the sex, if I caught my life mate of thirty years in bed with a former co star I would have done the same thing.”
The officer replied, “Yeah maybe, but I just never expected to see a dead c3po in the bottom of a swimming pool.”