I have several role models. Like Remobythin, who peacefully rebeled against the Wendoflabin Dynasty when they attempted to outlaw supermarkets. Oh, and then there’s Sabyinan, who didn’t eat for 500 years in protest to the cruel treatment of broccoli. Inspirational. Human was, also…Gandhi, Mandela, the Dalai Lama.

So, you can imagine my suprise when, upon landing, I was met with—what’s the word—guns. And violence. There was no evidence of these great men.