I think we would have a winner if TRUE STORIES were fiction..and it was a spong bob doll.
By the way i hate ketamine it always makes me so catholic.

jesi saaid given my high propensity to fall asleep in bath tubs she always expects to find me in a swimming pool

well, she must have lied…or something, but after all the entries to this challenge, I had to put your ass in the pool. At least i got the wardrobe right. The swimming pool challenge is the Ficly version of Rob Roy…

did you say gayer than oscar wilde at a bette midler concert? that is just ghetto chique crackwhore fabulous. oh yeah check your notes

Haha!! Thanks for doing my challenge! :)

hey negrolux are you following me?

chaka, this is too funny! I have a feeling it wasn’t a stretch to come up with, but you’re right, putting MJY in the pool was a good idea.

I mean he lives in the challenge, he’s gotta be sleeping in the pool:)

What can one say. The vibes are great. I love playing with comments so there’s my challenge coming up.