“Shut up!”
“I demand you to hit that Backspace and speak nicely to me!”

Sometimes I wonder what is real and what isn’t. I myself hit that Backspace so many times I am confused what I did and what I haven’t. Imagine what others did to me that I can’t remember! But hey… Sometimes it is really fun.

“You look like a bird gone wrong in that outfit”
Backspace
“You look fine”
Not good enough. Backspace.
“My, what a lucky man I am to have the most beautiful phoenix bestowed upon me.”
Oh crap, I puked on my date. Remember to say things that are nice to hear for both your date and yourself. Backspace.