I Was Promised A Flying Car
“I was promised a flying car.”
My gritted teeth and the metal roll-cage interfered with the complaint registering.
“Tube attendants, please prepare for cross-check and launch.” The mechanical voice detachedly droned; a string strung between the future and the past.
“Sir,” the attendant leaned down to answer me, “Unfortunately, this is the best we can do at this time.”
“I was promised a flying car,” I sneered, tearing into the complimentary bag of hermetically-sealed edamame.
“On behalf of Sub-sonic Pneumatic Energy Workers everywhere, please accept my apologies.”
“Rejected!”
“Thank you for traveling into the future.”
[This was their catchphrase]
He stalked off down the cylindrical corridor of the vacuum-fresh tin can car.
“I was promised a flying car!”
“Are you going to eat those?”
“No. Have them.”
“It doesn’t suck so bad,” my companion offered in exchange for my salty snacks.
“It’s a pneumatic tube train,” I explained. “It’s built on suction.”
He just laughed.
“I was promised a flying car.”