the last line is great! But Bre didn’t get in the sack, though it seems she was tryin’ to.. I guess the hit man/detective could take a few pics and ask for more money..

AHAHAHAHA Orange Oreo a gigolo Romeo! Oh no ho! Tang is only worth somethin to astronauts, that is cold as hell! This is foul and indicative of hugely aberrant mental processes. I wish I wrote it:)

hey this can’t count for the contest because i really moonlight as paul’s(oreos)
pimp that is why i am always on here and he is always working.

Haha, wow…

Awww shucks mjy. Iwas told you were outa town. Iam not supposed to rate this but if I close my eyes and stab( yeah you heard me, “STAB”) I may hit 5. Thanks for being the first.( Ahem,I know you won’t twist that."

THANKS MARLI

As usual, you never cease to amaze with just how…strange and funny your wordplay is, and how it always seems to work. As Chaka said, there are some hugely aberrant mental processes at work here. =)

@ Stovohobo. They say genius is close to madness. (not that I am saying this in this case.lol

MJY! You told me you’d keep my side job a secret! Well, at least maybe now clients will know where to find me, haha.

And oreos will always suffice as payment in case anyone is interested. ;)

Well, Oreos… Me and you did have a fun night. winkwink, nudge nudge :):)

See, That Michael Jackson song(Wanna be startin something) that is him ALL over…

too high to get over(seewhatI’msayin)