“Oh, snap! Help! Save me! I’m gonna die!” screamed a hysterical Paris Hilton.
Off the top of the Hilton Hotel, came a leaping hero, none other than The Batman, Himself.
Batman quickly sprung into action.
Bodyguard one,
KA-POW!
Bodyguard two.
BLAM!
Paparazzi.
THROKK!
A ferocious dog.
SPLATT!
“You’re safe now.” Batman rasped, panting.
“NO. I’M. NOT.” the celebrity shrieked. “I BROKE A NAIL!”
Batman made a _" face, rubbed his temples, and quickly knocked Paris out with a flick of His wrist.
“What a pampered bitch,” he said as he disappeared out of sight.