The Copyright Page to Death's Memoir

Copyright © Eternity (Published 2017 on Earth) by Death, Geoffrey H.

All rights reserved. This book may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or supernatural, including photocopies, mediums, crystal balls, or “voices in the head.”

Requests for permission to make copies should be sent to: Permissions Dept., Necronomicon Publishing, 666 Styx Lane, Level 16 (Complaints & Paperwork), Hell.

The New Library of Alexandria has cataloged the hardcover edition as follows: to the left and a bit behind the one about ghosts.

Printed in the Otherworld.

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