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Why?!?!

Earth looked at the solar system and gasped, something was hurtling towards him.
“Oh Noes!!” he yelled, “Why me?! Why me?!”
On Earth, millions stared upon hearing the news.
A Meteor the size of a small moon was hurtling towards the Earth.
Pluto clenched his teeth, prepared for impact.
“Who’s a planet now, motherfuckers?!”

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