Dude, this is awesome.
It reminds me alot of"Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy", which I think is the approach you was goin for.
I don’t usually do this, but I’m gonna have to go John Perkins on your ass.
Uh….
My own two problems with the tale are as follows:
If you changed “I’m not sure how” to “He was never sure how” I think it would work more betterer.
Also, I love the part about the monologue, but the sentence itself is a little akward…..
idk.
That’s my opinion.

hey thanks muffy it is better now i appreciatte it you are awesome

Very odd, which seems to be your M.O. Nice ending line.

stranger than fiction? You must not have gotten that sleep THX told you to
take. . i like the madness it keeps you young(no pun intended.)lol

Like every home has talking cockroaches. I can’t get the ones in my place to shut up. If only they talked about something interesting like world conquest it wouldnt be so bad, but all they go on about is how bad the cubs are doing this season. And I don’t even LIKE baseball.

The ficus was a nice touch. But you didnt mention that they always talk with a jamacain accent. I guess it is because they are potted plants.

Great take on the subject

thank you

@duckie my wife says she usually doesnt like punns but that jamaican one was good

I like the alternate POV for this challenge, nice idea!