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The Way Out

Hogwash. My people are waiting outside as we speak. But if we don’t make the rendezvous in 15 minutes, we’ll both be drowning in our own vomit in a month.

Look, I just need you to stand on that tile while I work on this lever. I’d do it myself, but I can’t reach, see? Terrible design, if you ask me. The guards must be geniuses if they have to solve a puzzle every time they want to enter another room.

The dungeon is full of traps.

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