“So I was in miami once,” said the very drunk Jester’ " And I stumbled across a most fasinating creature! I don’t no what it is called, but it had a large tail, shap teeth, and a shade of green that reminded me of vomit."
“That’s an aligator you git, and where the bloody hell is Miami?” said Master Montgomrey.
“It’s the biggest hot spot don’t you know. Anyone who’s anyone is there,” Jester said almost spilling his beer.
“Anyone who’s anyone is here in King Charles’s court you doubtful twit!” Montgomery stated.
“Who the hell is king Charlie? And don’t call me a twit you candy ass!” Jester yelled.
“An ass is not edible you ride them, and how dare you call the King Charlie! Guards take this anarchist to the dungeons!” Montgomery shouted standing up and pointing.
As the guards dragged the Jester by the arms; feet dragging, to the dugeon he said, “I don’t think I’m at FSU anymore. AND THIS COURT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BURLAP SACK!”
While Master Montgomery just stood there looking puzzled, “What is burlap?”