Mikey kissed me under the slide at recess.
S. O. S. (save our souls)

The boy I’ve had a crush on since 7th grade asked me to the prom.
S. O. S.!! (save our secrets)

I got transferred to that new job and my new boss is drop dead georgous.
S. O. S.!! ( save our sentiments)

My husband has just been deployed to Iraq.
S. O. S. !! (save our soldiers)

My unborn baby girl is going to be born breach.
S. O. S.!! (save our sanity)

My 9 year old daughter just asked, “What should I do? Jimmy kissed me under the slide?”
S. O. S.!! (save our souls)