X) Quite the swipe, JP. Although, I’m probably among the last of my age/gender demographic that has yet to read Twilight. I was planning on getting around to it, but since reading this, I’m not so sure…

And for the record, I don’t watch “AI” unless my cousins make me. (Heh. Funny: they’re trying to take over the world with American Idol, and if it doesn’t, and technology is indeed exponential, then artificial intelligence will take over instead… funny how they have the same initials…)

(Loved that one tag, too. Don’t worry JP, y’won’t be getting hate mail from me. Unless you, say, bash Bach or something.)
Oh! Forgot to mention: thanks for entering!

HA the last line made me laugh out loud
nice job, I love it =D

This is brilliant, I loved it. And g2 you aren’t alone, I haven’t read it either. Nor do I plan on it.

Haha! Very cute!

Hey! I’ve read Twilight, it was great. And trust me I had my doubts. However, I’m not a rabid fan girl.

Think of Twilight as a gateway drug to better reading… anything that gets a kid to pick up a book and spend an afternoon in another world can’t be all bad.

Ah, Mr. Perkins… long time no see (well not since Ficlets). Anyway glad to see that you’ve not lost your touch.

Quite humorous and delightfully catty. Yes, reality TV is the bane of human existance and we’re all going to hell in a hand basket.

BTW, this reminds me of the Hulu comercial. ;)

The last line was brilliant!

Brilliant

I love this, even though I’ve quite shamefully read each Twilight book and was disappointed with the writing – yet loved the content. I agree with Kevin Lawver on this one.