Fellini and Ralph sat on the deck, in bath robes, having cocktails, when ralph asked, “Baby it doesn’t bother you what you do?”
“Sweetie you promised to never talk about my work.” The hitman replied with caring tone usually reserved for candystripers at a child’s cancer unit.
“Just this one time baby, we have been together 16 years. Just give me this one question.”
" Today I walked in this room and before they could breathe I shot three people with a silenced springfield 318. One, was such a perfect shot, that when the soul fell out of him he dropped his martini and I caught it before it hit the floor."
“You do love a good martini.”
“Oh and it was just the way I like, icey wet gin with two olives. Where was I?”
“Killin people.”
“Well, I sat down and watched their PC. There was this flawless naked woman. Its people like them that made that angel do stuff like that. So no, I just kill em, they are all bad. I even shoot the dogs. What kind of dog would pick a scumbag for an owner? This girl was an angel. "