Return Receipt Requested
“I’m going to the dentist in an hour, so I’m going to need this as soon-”
“Now you know we have to have this out the door tod-”
“I’m running some errands this afternoon, so I’ll have to be able to review this bef-”
“Hey, that’s a new sign you got there. What’s it say?”
He pulled the sign closer.
ARTIFICIAL DEADLINES RESTRICTED
All requests for artificial deadlines
require request receipt forms
administered to the requesting party
via compressed-air-driven catheterization.
“Oh. Well, this can wait until tomorrow, I suppose.”
I dropped the air nozzle back into the lubricant pan. “Sounds good. Hey – can you get these three out to the break room? I think they need to lie down.”