this is very whitty mam your sardonic whit is asounding i love it five ink quills

I like this story, but not guys like the one in this story. Very well-written. Very barbed and fun to read. :)

Very fun, especially if I understood the last two paragraphs correctly.

what a self-obsessed jerk! I hope she ordered the lobster..

The very last bit needs tweaking for clarity, but all the fixes I came up with exceeded that dratted character limit. Ah well.

I may be going out on a limb here, but in my opinion she is the receptionist where he works, and he doesn’t even recognize her.

Good story. Thanks!

Haha- director of first impressions. Love it. What a jerk that guy is! Nice work, enjoyable.