Newsfeed 1030 01/15/34 LE
The criminal, Patrick Scott, was killed this morning while attempting to murder Pastor Jonas. Scott has been sought for failure to report for recycling. His actions in continuing to use resources have been an ongoing danger to the survival of us all.

Lay Brother Rache described his actions during the confrontation.

“When I came into the room I saw Pastor Jonas and this other man heatedly arguing. They were at the other end of the dining room table, opposite the side I entered. Pastor Jonas was farther from me. When he saw me he yelled, “Brother help me, he plans to kill me. I saw the other man reach to his waist and grab at something. I thought he was pulling a gun. I drew mine and shot twice, hitting him in the head before he could finish drawing.”

Pastor Jonas was badly shaken, due to the attack and was unavailable for comment at the time of this report.