Ooooh, that’s brutal with just enough hints to make it seem at least semi-justified and a little satisfying in its brutality.

I’m gonna have to disagree with you there THX, it’s awfully hard to justify simultaneously drowning and chemically burning somebody. That’s just too brutal. The stuff of a murder mystery, I feel.

I like it. I stumbled on the first sentence, though. I couldn’t decide if he was requesting a lie, or protesting one. Maybe put me in italics?

Awesome entry and I’m glad you won, that was brutal, but you did just barely make it justifiable. Congrats!

brutally awesome. congrats on winning. are the 5 pencils really necessary?