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Read In A Cockney Accent, Part 1

First of all, you have to realise something. The three of us are in it for the money, like anyone else. But we never do jobs over a certain size. If some fucking idiot rips off a bank for a cool million, you’d better believe that it’s going to be in the paper the next morning.

We’re not looking for that kind of notoriety. If the public eye is on you, the police start working a lot harder to make sure you are quickly removed as centre of attention. You can’t make the coppers look bad, after all.

So we never do any job worth more than £50,000. The jobs we do take, we do extremely well, and we put a lot of effort into ensuring that tracking us down will cost a lot more money than what we’ve stolen.

We also don’t work in the same area of London twice in a row, and we don’t follow any kind of pattern. The media loves nothing more than some crazed fucking lunatics doing repeat jobs. We work hard to make sure that it looks like the jobs we pull are entirely unrelated events.

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