You’d think they’d install something to prevent such a meltdown. Very interesting perspective and extremely entertaining.

Odd… I wonder how common that would be…

this is amazing
it is really an awesome poem

Fabulous. Absolutely fabulous. A great read!

you speak bianary? thats soo cool you know i thought how you said 1001010101001010111 was simply gibberish….until i saw the reflection in a mirror….. and then i was like oh no not 11101010010101001! you are crazy brilliant. really the story is great.

wow, that was, almost steamy, then comically abrubtly ended. poof! it made me smile, and wonder about your momma readin it.. lol

muffy sometimes there is a 2

@ Not You, are indeed a genius, for within the code "11101010010101001"l, there lies yet another, completely different story about a child who’s parents have spontaneously become Chickens.
@ MJY, if I were to throw a two in the equation, it would become not a story, but instructions on how to create the deadliest fluid none to man, a fluid known only as: Veribellium.
@ Everyone, this is as close to a featured story that I have ever gotten.
So, thank you!!!!

Pushing for the featuredness of… whatever this is. It’s awesome, indeed!

Extremely funny! You know, this story explains so much confusion in my life… It also puts a lot into perspective. :) I loved the change of pace from questionable to robots!

Sounds.. painful. I mean.. metal.. yikes.

FEATURED!!!!!
YEAHH BOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!!!

hey muffy congrats on the feature I knew it would be featured before daylight awesome job
be excited i get excited everytime and excitement is contagious!!!

yayayay!
this is my first featured, and another one of my ficlets is in third,
sorry Not You (I liked your story better)

wait….. the stories on this site ARE called Ficlets, right?
or am I utterly misunderstanding something of DIRE importance?

Heh, sounds like a programmer installed a little virus or backdoor to make the robot break down upon hearing the word ‘love.’ Job security people, job security.

Grats on the feature! Maybe one of mine will make it there some day. :-D

this is a little cliché. stud muffin? come on. and he meltsdown when he can’t find the results for a search for “love”? what is this, artificial intelligence meets hung? maybe if it was a little longer and more mysterious so that we didn’t know exactly what was going on from the first two words.

Love(void) = return 1/0;

I think Harry Hood is just jealous because he also lacks the programming required to feel love.
OHHH TREATED!!!
ahaha, I jest. I jest.

I love it! I’m at a loss for words, but awesome! =D

….and I’m trying to figure out how Harry Hood realised that it was about a robots inability to love after reading only, “She Moans”.
Any insight into this ability would be greatly appreciated

If I were female I would have responded “typical of a male. going into sleep mode after it gets done.”

Being a male though, I completely understand.

Bravo

I think everyone should comment on this because it should be put back as featured instead of that other story-thing.

I

Totally

Agree

muffy your own comments don’t help you get to the top.
remember what severus snape said?
Obviously fame isn’t everything.
Don’t worry you got a million more good stories in you.
you rock muffy.

Muffy my favorites are
Bleach (which is more like a lifestyle for me)
LAST EXILE
Fullmetal
Eurecka7
Elfin Lied(I dont know if you are old enough)
Afro Samurai
Samurai7
Death note
Soul eater
Asura Cryin
Canaan

of those, I know of:
Bleach
Eurecka7
Death Note
Afro Samurai
I think I may have heard 0f Canaan.
Have you ever seen any of Hayao Miyazaki?
His stuff is usually more child-oriented, but is pure brilliance.
oh, Bobobo remains at the top of my list.

oh yeah and Shamaylan just made a new Avatar The Last Airbender. i’ll find the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyIcH1AHxo
this is the link for the trailer it looks good

Yeah, I saw this trailer when my girlfriend and I went to see District 9 (brilliant film, by the way)
my only concern is that M. Night Shamaylan doesn’t usually direct this type of film…
And I just noticed that the Avatar film has the kid from “Ultraviolet” in it, which is actually a prettygood movie as well

dude have you seen princes mononoke
it is awesome
Last Exile and samurai seven are the shit
they have em on www.narutowire.com
animecrazy.net
You know that knight is suppossed to be a huge Avatar fan and asked to do it from the begining?
I don’t know i hope he does a good job though. Jesi (not you) is making a manga we are working on it now for contests next year.

Oh dude it’s cool that you guys are making a manga,
the closest thing to Manga artists I know are people who, like…sketch pictures of people in a manga fashion (but none of itis really that good)
and there was a period in time where all I would watch was Princess Mononoke.
I was a little put off when I saw Billy Bob Thornton was in it,but I liked himalot.
I love the beginning where the arrow shoots the blokes arms off.
and then that like weird blobby creature thing at the beginning.
Awesome movie.

You know, its funny….
as I was writing this, I was thinking,
You know, Henry…. this one is really gonna piss people off. They’re gonna find it inappropriate and immature. You’re gonna ruin Ficly with this one
oh how amazingly wrong I was. lol

Nah, stories of robots boinking have probably been around since the 60’s.

Strangely compelling. Begs the question, is this a real encounter or just a cyberspace fantasy? Picturing you typing with sticky fingers and laughing out loud.

I would like it to be noted that this story has more comments than Wilw’s “The So-Called Lucky Survivor’s Lament” and that is the story that inspired me to join ficly….
so…. you know….

This is the kind of piece that I’m sure the author (that’s you, Stud) undervalued when he put it up, but it just hit me (and it looks like a bunch of other folks, too) as very good on multiple levels.

yeah, I did not think it was this good.
I thought it would offend someone lol