SLOW CHILDREN

Maybe it’s true, but it’s awfully callous of the DOT to put the sign up and tell everybody about it.

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE

Okey dokey, then I’ll take my pants off and get right into the ice cream line.

LOW SALT AREA
Great, gave up potato chips and finally got my blood pressure under control, only to die in an accident on an icy day.

MIND THE GAP
Darn, is my fly open?

NO PLAYING ON THE DUMPSTER
The only people who would want to can’t read yet.

WARNING: THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NOT UNDER CONTROL FOR THE FOLLOWING
DISEASES: Syphillis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis….
Ummm, common NIGHT walkers work this area after dark, so why is this sign only visible in the daytime? (Actual message painted on a building in Worcester, MA in the 1970s & 80s) (FYI if you needed a day-time hooker, everybody knew just go down to the common behind the Galleria….funny but the retail outlets didn’t have this message written on the side of the mall)