Vogon Poetry

This is from the Vogon poetry generator
As we all know vogons have the third worst poetry in the universe.
This one is for my wife “Not You”

See, see the short sky
Marvel at its big puice depths.
Tell me, jesi the nugget do you
Wonder why the aardvark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crusty.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your booglenuggie facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What’s more, it knows
Your barbble potting shed
Smells of grape.
Everything under the big short sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm nuggetss.

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