I, personally, think this is pure genius! :) This made me laugh so hard I had to stop, go back to the top, and read it all over again. Kudos to anyone who can use their own extreme pain as inspiration for a brilliant poem!

I think you deserve the five pencils that comes along with this!

ok i didnt want to like this but it got me it is good
you are a rebel ben johnson son if ever there was one.

It’s a good thing I have this office all to myself. People would be looking at me oddly, because I can’t stop laughing!

I agree with OneMoreDay – pure genius!

WEDGIE!
it was the stomach pain line that got me, ouch!

This made me giggle. Although I thought it was a groin-kick, not a wedgie.

could be

yeah muffy is bound for great and wonderful things
terrible things but wonderful things

(groin kick)

It’s ’America’s Funniest Videos’ in poetic form. Lovely, crass, and satisfying.

sorry, my bad, not having experienced it, forgive me.

I kind of just realised that it COULD be a wedgie

Ouch! but I enjoyed this, made me laugh.

haha. well done! : P