It’s not great – it’s late and I’m tired – but I thought, “What’s the modern equivalent of a beast?” The answer just came to me, and with it the title.

ha ha! funny but made a point. what a beast!

lol, beauty and the beast, and a republican snub, too. This makes belle out to be a bit snobby and less selfless and loving. So how does it end?

I can’t be bothered to sequel it properly, so here’s how it would end:

Annabelle would fall for the Republican, and learn to see that even Republicans have a kind, friendly side even if they are opposed to universal healthcare for wholly made up reasons. Then the townsfolk would try to kill the Republican for no real reason whatsoever. Then the Republican would be left, mortally wounded, and Annabelle would tell him her loves her.

Then the Republican would magically transform into a handsome Democrat, and they’d both fly to England where he’d get the medical attention he needs, for free.

The end.