Ah, the infamous Goldie “I Pick” Locks!

hey text eight lines down was out i think you meant our.
Awesome story this is great i love these challenges that make crazy whimsical entries.

good job

Oops! Thanks, MJY.

Makes the story unintentionally perverted. :-P

I hope there were live witnesses and Mr Bear didn’t ……..uh…….you know……since he didn’t have anymore porridge and all

“Blond little bimbo went all Bruce Lee on us.”
May be the best sentence I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

I actually started with that sentence and built the story around it. I saw the Alternate Endings challenge and though, “Goldilocks ran away from the 3 bears. What if she went Bruce Lee on them?” And here we are. :-D

I love how your brain works.

Really? It scares a lot of people. :-P

Haha I love the last line!