Up in the sky! It's a Stud! It's a muffin! It's Studmuffin!!!

The Muffin was just finishing his set (He lifted 50 pounds, which doesn’t sound like much, but is quite remarkable when you consider the size of your average muffin), when a young man the age of sixteen sneaked up, and threw a pokeball at his feet.
“Oh shi-”
The muffin was sucked into said ball, to forever be the symbol of peace, justice and extreme cookability.

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