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Laser rats! The market potential is limitless, and this is amazing.

cool! I always wanted to always have a full head of hair AND laser beam coming out my eyes!

Great chain of events. It all rolls along nicely, despite being very silly.

Market them? If we train them we can take over the world!!!

Great job, as usual.

Gushes after reading all these nice things.