Oh dar m! Wo is m! My lif is ovr! I hav lost a vry important ky on my kyboard. Obviously, I can’t say what it is, bcaus it’s not thr. In any cas, I’m sur somon has figurd it out.

This is a notic of xtrm dspair. I hav lost a vowl, and until I hav nough mony to buy on, I’m afraid I cannot writ anymor. ::sobs::

I’ll writ in my notbook vry day and wish I had ficly at my fingrtips.. <3