Pepsi: Why….why? WWHHYY?
Coke Zero: SUP BITCHES? I WAS JUST CHILLIN BEHIND THE COUCH AND I FIND THAT FUCKER! I THINK IT’S MY COUSIN OR SOMETHING.OH AND I’M STRAIGHT UP Z.
Pepsi: WHEW! Don’t scare me like that. We have to go!
Coke: Do we take that weird celery thing?
Pepsi: Yes!
Japanese Celery Soda: Konichi-
Coke Zero: WE KNOW. YOU ARE SAYING HI. FUCK. YOU’VE SAID IT LIKE 900 TIMES. LEARN ENGLISH. OR DON’T TALK AT ALL. OK? I’M STRAIGHT UP Z. AND I SAY STOP IT.
Diet Coke: I’m glad we found you guys. It was way to peaceful in there with out you.
Diet Pepsi: I agree.

The 6 cans rolled away in happiness. And one by one went up the spaghetti string.

They were home at last.

Coke: Ah…fridge sweet fridge.
Pepsi: Hey…who’s the new guy?

Coke store in shock of what lay ahead of him…