Irony is ice cream made from lactose intolerant cows.
Irony is a sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust who has a serious case of autophobia.
Irony is a morbidly obese personal trainer.
Irony is a white guy with an afro.
Irony is a company that prints out thousands of fliers to advertise a ‘Save the Trees’ campaign.
Irony is a humanitarian hitman.
Irony is a politician who does not vote.
Irony is a talented singer who happens to be tone deaf.
Irony is an expert marksman with no fingers.
Irony is an open-heart surgeon with hemophobia.
Irony is Casanova with erectile dysfunction.
Irony is Paula Abdul quitting the best job in the world: Awkwardly attempting to console horrible singers for $8 Million a year.
Irony is a colorblind stylist.
Irony is a member of the NRA who opposes the Second Amendment.
Irony is when a TV show’s ‘studio audience’ laughs at something genuinely funny.
Irony is Julian Casablancas dying from a stroke.