“That did not happen!” Ray said indignantly.
“Those are all lies!” Henry said.
“Author, tell them what really happened.” Ray said.
Roy slapped the ear out of Henry’s hand, explaining that it was cursed and took away your hearing.
Suddenly, a red ghosty thingy came out of the ear and said, “Drat! I have been cheated out of a body! Ah, well. I can still get a body.” and vanished, leaving some ectoplasm that Ray put in a jar.
“Thank You!” Ray said to the author.
“So that’s what really happened.” Henry said.