Dear Diary,

Today I kissed Corey. I took him by surprise, but initially he kissed me back. We’ve been spending lots of time together and I thought he had similar feelings for me as I have for him, and his immediate reaction made me feel I was right. It also made me feel very excited. His lips were softer than I imagined in my wettest dreams, and it seemed like I was in heaven.

Then, as if given an unexpected shock, he pushed me away, called me a fag, and kicked me in the balls.

I still love him though.